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May. 4th, 2014 09:26 pm
lonemagpie: like it says (fuck it)
Somebody remind me to get more booze in for next week - when it's the Eurovision Song Contest, or, as I prefer to call it, "Jesus, is that fucking shit still going?"

Last year I needed a bottle of Jack Daniels to get through it, cos Lesley was watching it...
lonemagpie: 10Doc whats (wtf)
Denmark wins! But the best song never wins! Even though we voted for them (well, them and Iceland, half of who's lyrics I could understand either because of Jack Daniels or Viking influence on us Scots, so since we were tied we thought it was fair that I voted Denmark and Lesley voted Iceland)

So, this is the state of the magpie right now:



Crap, empty, but at least Eurovision's over and I'm not crying any more.

And I must have drunk enough (half a bottle of Jack) cos for the last half hour I haven't wanted to stab Graham fucking Norton in the throat every time I heard him.

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