Best song wins Eurovision?
May. 18th, 2013 11:34 pmDenmark wins! But the best song never wins! Even though we voted for them (well, them and Iceland, half of who's lyrics I could understand either because of Jack Daniels or Viking influence on us Scots, so since we were tied we thought it was fair that I voted Denmark and Lesley voted Iceland)
So, this is the state of the magpie right now:

Crap, empty, but at least Eurovision's over and I'm not crying any more.
And I must have drunk enough (half a bottle of Jack) cos for the last half hour I haven't wanted to stab Graham fucking Norton in the throat every time I heard him.
So, this is the state of the magpie right now:

Crap, empty, but at least Eurovision's over and I'm not crying any more.
And I must have drunk enough (half a bottle of Jack) cos for the last half hour I haven't wanted to stab Graham fucking Norton in the throat every time I heard him.