Well, that Morrisons exec should fucking know better

Some Morrisons guy on The Great British Budget Menu just said "there's no such thing as bad food." Um, bullshit. There's high-carb, high-cholesterol, hydrogenated shit that promotes clogged arteries, heart disease, insulin fuckery, you name it...

I mention this as someone who got to 12st from about 13 by going low-carb (though who seems to be 12 and a quarter today, following a week or so of full-sugar Coke, following from a huge lot of rice at that Gurkha dinner.... Which is still well within the "ideal" range for my height and age and stuff, but, you know, 12 is a nice round number in a way that 12 and a quarter isn't)

Fuck the council

Well thank you Leeds City Council bin men, for overlooking our full bin in the hottest week of the cunting summer. I'm sure the smell that will soon develop will be a lovely addition to the breeze we hope to blow in the windows, and the maggot-ridden filth guaranteed to build up will attract some extra nutrition for the cats.

How lovely it must be for you to conduct such experiments, and how lovely it would be for us to actually be able to put stuff in it over the coming week, which we now can't. And since we already know you won't uplift bags that are next to the bin rather than in it, we may as well just either keep this week's rancid shit in the house, which would be such fun, or come and post it through your office door.

No wonder people fly-tip and can't be arsed paying their council taxes.