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Fuck the council
Jul. 18th, 2013 01:09 pmWell thank you Leeds City Council bin men, for overlooking our full bin in the hottest week of the cunting summer. I'm sure the smell that will soon develop will be a lovely addition to the breeze we hope to blow in the windows, and the maggot-ridden filth guaranteed to build up will attract some extra nutrition for the cats.
How lovely it must be for you to conduct such experiments, and how lovely it would be for us to actually be able to put stuff in it over the coming week, which we now can't. And since we already know you won't uplift bags that are next to the bin rather than in it, we may as well just either keep this week's rancid shit in the house, which would be such fun, or come and post it through your office door.
No wonder people fly-tip and can't be arsed paying their council taxes.
How lovely it must be for you to conduct such experiments, and how lovely it would be for us to actually be able to put stuff in it over the coming week, which we now can't. And since we already know you won't uplift bags that are next to the bin rather than in it, we may as well just either keep this week's rancid shit in the house, which would be such fun, or come and post it through your office door.
No wonder people fly-tip and can't be arsed paying their council taxes.
