Argh, wash your fucking hands

[lonemagpie]

Humans - wash your fucking hands! Just been to the shop, wheeled a trolley round, got some Pepsi... Went to drink some when I got out, and... WTF, why do my fingers smell like aftershave? Brut 33 or something equally crude and naff. I have a beard and therefore no need of aftershave... Which means it came off the handlebar of the trolley... Jesus. I've washed my hands three times since getting home and still can't fully get rid of it...

And yes, I'm well aware it could be worse...