leather jackets the wrong size

am somewhat annoyed to have found the exact fucking Sam Tyler leather jacket from Life On Mars in a charity shop for about a fiver - and it’s only a fucking medium.

Bastards.

I doubt somehow that it’s the actual one worn by John Simm, but TBH even if it was all I care about is that it won’t bloody fit *me*.

This is almost as annoying as when I found the exact fucking Eccleston Dr Who jacket a year or two back except that it was a fucking *small*!