Treating sexually transmitted demons

What the actual fuck? http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/427819/The-Sexorcists-These-girls-have-been-busy-casting-out-STDs-Sexually-Transmitted-Demons - come and have a go if you think you're hard enough. I've got all the HP books and films, and must therefore be a devil incarnate...

I have the urge to put on the Spike gear...

Tried to watch Insidious

They should have just called Insidious "Baby Screams All The Fucking Time While Noisy Alarms Go Off" - or indeed just "Stay The Fuck Away If You Have Misophonia Or Sensory Defensiveness Or Any Of That Shit"

My wife’s enjoying it, but I’d have fucking bolted from the cinema after about 20 minutes just from the shitty fucking noise.