Funny Friday- Mr J

If you've got to go, go with a smile!

"The Best of The Joker" (Watch on YouTube)

The sad truth about how blockbusters are manufactured

http://www.vulture.com/2013/08/script-doctor-damon-lindelof-on-blockbuster-screenwriting.html

Sorting how many houses?

So, the quest to reboot the TARDIS, er, house, takes a bit of a strange turn as my mother-in-law is selling her house and moving to one across the street from us... Which means instead of working on ours, I'm doing stuff in three! Ours still has stuff to do such as floor and ceiling repairs, and decorating the living room, the house my mother-in-law is selling needs emptied and made pristine for the buyers, and the house she's moving into needs prepped for all the furniture moving...

This also means that there's be some changes in furniture here, as her new house is smaller than the old, so we'll be taking some cabinets and bookcases, and ditching some of the old busted ones we've got... So it all folds into part of the process of refurbishing our place too.

Meanwhile I still can't find the fucking drill that I need to put up the new shelves in the alcove... It has to be either in the spare room or kitchen...

Fitting a concealed riding crop in a cane...

I meant to mention that at Nine Worlds I bought this, which everyone thought went well with my distressed waistcoat, hat, and Yves Saint Laurent coat. I also meant to mention that people kept complimenting me on the steampunk style costume. Er, no, that's just my summer gear, not a fucking costume...

Anyway, I did think of getting a sword blade fitted into the handle, which as you can see unscrews and has a mount... But apparently that's illegal, so I think I'll have a riding crop fitted instead!

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