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OTOH

Somebody remind me to get more booze in for next week - when it's the Eurovision Song Contest, or, as I prefer to call it, "Jesus, is that fucking shit still going?"

Last year I needed a bottle of Jack Daniels to get through it, cos Lesley was watching it...

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drinkinininge...

Somebody remind me to stop drinking

I don’t get drunk, per se, but, like Athos, I get morose and moody, and focussed on failures and guilt- especially over those I failed to save or protect from harm.

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Where has all the JD gone? Also, maths

Damn, the Jack Daniels is finished. And, I swear, I'm going to be so much more careful about picking my next Dark Osprey project - that's two in a row needing number-crunching, and I don't wanna do that again after this one!

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Best song wins Eurovision?

Denmark wins! But the best song never wins! Even though we voted for them (well, them and Iceland, half of who's lyrics I could understand either because of Jack Daniels or Viking influence on us Scots, so since we were tied we thought it was fair that I voted Denmark and Lesley voted Iceland)

So, this is the state of the magpie right now:

Crap, empty, but at least Eurovision's over and I'm not crying any more.

And I must have drunk enough (half a bottle of Jack) cos for the last half hour I haven't wanted to stab Graham fucking Norton in the throat every time I heard him.

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A word to the wise

if you're making curry and drinking Jack Daniels, do the curry *before* getting through half the bottle of of JD, not the other way round.