So, yeah, 2016 is the 95th anniversary of the first Three Musketeers movie, and the 35th anniversary of Dogtanian, (and there's a third season of that BBC show) and so, to mark this, Candy Jar​ will be bringing out a book about Dumas's Three Musketeers, covering the novels, the different adaptations, and the historical reality behind the familiar legend, written by myself and sweetheartwhale... Title is still to be confirmed, but we have a year to write it...

Now to debate whether we should include the porno version with Ron Jeremy et al...