Lesley has just come downstairs, said "Happy Birthday, Cunt!" (cos nobody could do the cake at this time of night) and handed me the Complete Thick Of It DVD set, which comes in a little red Chancellor's-briefcase box... Yay!
We're watching more Thick Of It and come to the conclusion that in addition to me being (Redemption's) Malcolm Tucker (I am so having "the all-swearing eye" as my job title in the PRs from now on), Lesley is Nicola Murray.